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Funny messed up quotes. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need someone they never are around its funny how people change and think theyre so much better its funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter its funny how one night can hold so much regret its funny. Discover and share Messed Up Funny Quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

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As things are and as fundamentally they must always be poetry is not a career but a mugs game. No honest poet can ever feel quite sure of the permanent value of what he has written. He may have wasted his time and messed up his life for nothing.

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You bring the gloves Ill bring the tarp. By Juliet Lanka Updated October 9 2020. How is a woman like a condom.

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Messed Up Quotes - BrainyQuote. Life is too short to be scared and not take risks.

Id rather be the person thats like I messed up than I wish I did that. Life Life Is Too Short Risks. Sticking to good habits can be hard work and mistakes are part of the process.

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Everything is like in that Limp Bizkit song. Its just one of those days. Where you dont want to wake up.

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Granny sat down on the step and stared off into the trees. That girl right there she was my only child. How do you get a nun pregnant.

Dress her up like an altarboy. What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour and most people make less than 3600hr their time is worth less than a penny per second. Its literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground By ThatOneRoadie. Explore 131 Messed Up Quotes page 2 by authors including Kevin Hart Chris Rock and Amy Morin at BrainyQuote.

Life is too short to be scared and not take risks. Id rather be the person thats like I messed up than I wish I did that. The Holy Bible is one of the most messed up backwards primitive works of fiction youll ever lay your eyes on.

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See more ideas about quotes true quotes life quotes. Im sorry quotes for when you cant find the right words. I dont like it and Im sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

But you know all about that being sorry and having no words to say something when you know you should but you just cant.