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Well heh lets see how fast you are when you push a six-hundred pound sled. Love fighting with you.
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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Winning a bobsled race is about one thing. Now I know you dainty little track stars think youre fast. Well heh lets see how fast you are when you push a six-hundred pound sled.
Now a respectable start-time is five-point-seven seconds.