21st of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes. If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito Dalai Lama.
Genius has its limits.
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I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering. If a book about failures doesnt sell. Funny Quotes That ARE.
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Life isnt finding shelter in the storm. Its about learning to dance in the rain. If life gives you lemons make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny but we can have lots of good fun that is funny Dr. Seuss The Cat in the Hat. 21st of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes.
The difference between genius and stupidity is. Genius has its limits. The trouble with having an open mind of course is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
However they not only found inspiring ways to deal with their problems but they also made some pretty funny observations. So lets have a look at their funny and inspiring realizations. Enjoy these hilariously funny motivational quotes 1.
If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito Dalai Lama. At the end of the day if I can say I had fun it was a good day. Good Good Day End Of The Day.
Work is much more fun than fun. When you have confidence you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun you can do amazing things.
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Recently I was looking for some good programming quotes for one of my presentation. I was amazed to find that there are some good programming quotes that are really funny and need some brains to figure out the fun part. Here are 25 of the funny programming quotes.
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The funny sister quotes listed below show us that family is about being there for your siblings no matter what. Its about being best friends even when were annoyed. Its about going through everything with each other and still coming back to each other for a good laugh at the end of the day.
125 Best Funny Quotes To Share With Hilarious Friends 26. Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else 27. No one can ever laugh too much and these funny quotes will inspire you to smile bigger and laugh harder.
We share the best 60 funny motivational quotes to make you laugh. And so this week Ive been on a quest to find the funniest most witty and genuinely interesting motivational and a few de-motivational. Isnt it funny how day by day nothing changes As time passes by the pain will gradually heal.
One of the best farewell quotes for moving on. 100 Funny Work Quotes. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
No man goes before his timeunless the boss.