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See your best friends and make time for your hobbies and passions Robert Holden. When youre having fun why stop having fun Helen Thomas.
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Whats a funny quote. Top Whats Funny Quotes Its funny because Ive resisted acting as a career for most of my life. But both my parents told me if I ever want to direct I should act first because no director should direct until they know what its like to be in the actors shoes. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Whats the difference between a guitar and a fish. You can tune a guitar but you cant tuna fish.
Why did the school kids eat their homework. Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. Here are these truly funny quotes about life 1. Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive Elbert Hubbard. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. If you want something said ask a man.
If you want something done ask a woman. 60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese. Famous funny quotes and humorous quotes Life is a waste of time time is a waste of life so get wasted and the time of your life. If you die in an elevator be sure to push the UP button.
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I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand a single word of what I am saying. I am the only person in the world I. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing.
My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26. Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. My friend thinks he s smart.
He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut on his face. If you ran like your mouth Youd be in.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Funniest Quotes Phrases and Sayings. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
If 13 is unlucky then 12 and 14 are guilty by association. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards. Funny quotes on teenage kids.
When your children are teenagers its important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you Nora Ephron. Being a parent can be. Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8475.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US. Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America. Funny motivational quotes of the day Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile.
How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. Have you seen these funny witty quotes to sharpen your cleverness. Quotes about having fun with family and friends.
I think Ill work all my life. When youre having fun why stop having fun Helen Thomas. Make a commitment to having fun.
See your best friends and make time for your hobbies and passions Robert Holden. At the end of the day if I can say I had fun it was a good day. Good Good Day End Of The Day.
Work is much more fun than fun. When you have confidence you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun you can do amazing things.